sweaty balls and circumstances..

it was hot... hot hot.. and my balls were sweating something fierce. And they were itching.. But I couldn't scratch them without everyone I know knowing I was scratching my balls.. I would've done it from inside my pockets but my kimono didn't have any pockets.. I didn't know that till just then.. had I known, I never would have agreed to wear it.. so there I was up my knees in sewer water, with bob Kinsington standing on my shoulders, wearing a purple camouflage-patterned Kimono, with itchy sweaty balls.. what a day... what a day!!